Vials and Vials of Cures Sticker Sheet

Boy, sure seems like everyone with a post-apocalyptic god complex has tried a hand at a cure, doesn’t it? Patrick winds up with a whole rainbow of snake oils, and now you can too — there’s a cure for every mood!

Are you an old white man who’s failed all the way up? Ok, Dr. Bergamot, enjoy your orange cure! Are you whimsical and a little cracked, like Regina Philbin? It’s blue for you! Feeling a little overly ambitious to the point of total barbarism? You’ll want Roman Marwood’s purple cure or green toxin today! Are you a statuesque goddess who’s way too smug? Dr. Gustheed’s pink cure it is!

These stickers are hotter than croke. Get your hands on them before the Jamaicans do!