Pants on Fire: A Collection of Lies (Awful, Awful Purple Edition)

Pants on Fire: A Collection of Lies (Awful, Awful Purple Edition)

A very special WILL-NEVER-BE-PRINTED-AGAIN-BECAUSE-OH-GOD-LOOK-AT-IT original production run of Clayton’s very first short story collection…signed by the author!

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A misplaced tramp, a castle of nitwits, some deadly mirrors, a crusade against hugs, a conversation with a very somber wheat farmer, and this pesky little thing called “the Rapture”; all these and more pepper the pages of Pants on Fire: A Collection of Lies. Welcome to a twisted, quirky, macabre world full of hilarious and chilling tales. Equal parts humor and horror, these seventeen surprising stories will leave you thrilled, thrown, and enthralled. Being lied to has never been so much fun!